July 27, 2006
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"The person below me" -- a silly game
Can you keep up?
Inspired by my sister, Feces (I'm Penis in this family, our brother is Nipple and our dad is CuntFace), I've decided to play a little game around here.
The way the game goes like this: I say something about the person
below me [which would be the next person to comment] and then
they say something about the person below them.Example
me: The person below me has purple nipples
comment 1: how'd you know?! i try to hide them. -- The person below me likes N'Sync
comment 2: N'Sync is my dirty little secret -- The person below me has 3 vaginas
comment 3: Triple the pleasure! -- The person below me ....
And so on and so on...
Try to come up with the most outrageous/silly things you can come
up with for the people below you. Come back and play the
game as many times as you want as long as at least one person has
replied after your last reply.I'll be playing too.
So I'll start:
The person below me poos once a day.
Comments (93)
i cant poop every day.
im weird.
JUST BELOW ME.
That's because I went on the Nipple and Penis diet of no vegetables. It's starting to turn into a once a week process...
The person below me has a bent penis.
it's because i have to hide it in my vagina. the person below me likes to stuff frozen grapes down their panties.
and damn proud too.
at least my legs aren't misproportioned like the person below me!
i walk in a circle.
i have a big cone head.
....the person belonw me has a big cone head.
It's hard to get through doors.
The person below me has penises for knees.
one for peeing and one for sex. duh!
the person below me has three nipples.
the person below me wears a merkin.
don't know what a merkin is? look it up.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/merkin
I'm naturally hairless, what can I say?
The person below me thinks they're in a boy band.
who says rogaine is the only way.
TPBM uses the animal planet channel as a cheaper way to watch porn.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...
The person below me finds hotdogs strangely erotic
there ain't nothing strange about it!
the person below me is superhero...super-erotic that is
Yes indeed, the thought of slapping people in the face with hot dogs does turn me on.
The person below me owns "twats of steel" and im not talking about a porno movie.
awesome. a super-erotic superhero. i'm like a porn star.
the person below me likes to pee on people as an erotic arousal.
how else will i feel like i'm in prison again.
the person below me still sleeps with his mom at night
Of course I do. Who dosent?
The person below me is a piss-infected cum bubble.
<3
it's not an infection! pee actually has amonia in it which ... disinfects my cum bubble.
The person below me kicked the dog.
I kicked that bitch hard.
The person below me masturbates to the thought of the seven disney princesses
once for each princess! the person below me masturbates to the seven dwarfs!
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey man they are hot.
TPBM had an orgy with the 7 little dwarfs.
there's nothing wrong with a "little"-lovin'.
The person below me collects other people's toenail clippings
So crunchy and good, yumyumyum!
The person below me enjoys giving themselves a constant wedgy
My wedgies stain my underwear.. smells like roses. The person below me is what s/he eats.
So that's why they all call me a cunt.
The person below me lives in your closet.
and occasionally comes out of the closet.
Im a spam and egg sandwich DOPE SAUCE
The person below me sucks dick for cab fare then walks home
I eat McDonalds 1-3 times a day. Blessed by amazing asian man metabolism, I remain my girlish figure, although stuck with a disproportionately sized ass.
The person below me wears diapers.
DAMN. I MUSSED UP O_O
the person above me is an idiot. hahha.
but i also wear diapers. i don't have the time to go to the bathroom with my busy lifestyle.
the person below me sits in a pile of their own feces while masturbating to an issue of "guns and ammo", and thinks.."Damn, I'm F*(%ING INSANE!" (movie reference)
imma dick? =O man, this game is so old. i don't think it's up on the forums anymore huh? =(
The person below me is really a he-she. O____O
well duhh.. but don't tell Tigerlily, she'll get angry that you called her a he.
The person below me is well, beneath me.
oh i get it. it's a sexual joke. hardy har har.
the person below likes to eat monkey brains.
yum, they are very delicious! the monkey was named darwin.
the person below me fantasizes about cakalusa
aw shoot, now you know why I love going to his site every 5 minutes.
the person below me is in love with Courtney Love.
And I'm a big buddle of SWEETS....
The person below me stole other kids' ice-cream quarters in grade school...
hmm.. weird i was looking at another message above me. lol
hey i gotta get money for crack somehow!
the person below me farts during an orgasm
trust me, those farts smell much sweeter than my normal ones.
the person below me likes to punch old jewish women in the stomach and force-feed them golfish.
(goldfish)
Yeah, and then I push them in the street (the bitches had it coming).
The person below me has performed their own sex-change operation.
my dog has no nose
My other name is Khang
The person below me smells a little funny
how does it smell
Oh my, so now im a Chocolate Espresso Souffle? sweet. EAT ME.
TPBM uses WoW as reference for cyber sex!
It's because I am THAT GOOD.
The person below me just sniffed my butt
Who doesn't?
The person below me can lick his/her own privates.
it's only the best way.
the person below me poops while showering.
What??? I eat bitches like you for breakfast!
the person below me has herpes
awww! I responded to the wrong comment!
Let me try again:
At least I "flush" by stomping it through the drainage grate.
The person below me has herpes
the hooker said she was tested! ah well...
the person below me is a bed wetter
nothing beats the taste of skid marks! the person below me likes to roll up their boogers into a ball and flick them at senior mall walkers!
re: i actually graduated highschool in 97".. yeah. i'm super old!!!
oops... haha. i commented on the wrong comment. woops!
yeah... i wet my bed........ i like the warmth of urine at night!
Those old people have road rage, I am just trying to slow them down!
The person below me is a hemaphroditic transexual who had their own baby and gave it up for adoption.
Meow!
The person below me enjoys popping his/her zits and licking the puss.
ack lol nm IGNORE ME
haha
The person below me as ANAL WARTS!!!!
Mexico is a very charming country...
The person below me get's raging hard erections from watching syrup run down the bottle.
it's syrup, who can say no?
the person below me thinks i'm hot =D
too bad i was thinking that on opposite day.
the person below me put peanut butter and dog biscuits in their cunt and had their dog eat them out.
[and sadly, a girl in my school really did do that... and bragged about it. O_O'']
canabolism. so tasty =D
The person below me lives in a toilet.
<3
If by living in a toilet you mean im always hungover then maybe.
THe person below me got pwned by chuck norris
who wouldnt?..its chuck!
the person below me has a huuuuuuuuuuuge ass
And it was hella good too.
The person below me has erectile dysfunction.
Oh god, wrong comment.
And J.Lo's damn jealous of it.
The person below me has erectile dysfunction.
that's right, I m a pussy....
the person below me uses dental dams
it guarantees that the only bumps on my face are the ones caused by razors...
the person below me has no arms so they're forced to type with their tongue. their keyboard smells like dried spit... nasty mcnasty...
i do love tasting fruitful flavors while i'm suckin'.
at least i'm not practicing abstinence, like the person below me.
DAMN i wrote the wrong one.
so what if i like to practice the control of my tongue? the faster the better.
the person below me, on the other hand, doens't have the pleasure of doing that. sorry mr/ms abstinence.
hey, I don't need sex to have an awesome relationship!
at least I don't scratch my butt and smell it, like the person below me.
Hey, that was our secret! You weren't supposed to tell! But seriously, you should all try it, major aphrodisiac.
The person below me likes to put movies of themselves stuffing eels into their vaginas and shooting them out.
and my best movie won 27 awards.
the person below me is losing his/her hair.
A new study found that too much sex with your handjela makes you lose your hair
The person below me is having a groundhog day
Weird... I just had deja vu
The person below me is having a groundhog day
Is there a glitch in the matrix?
The person below me is having a groundhog day
i have done today 6 times why wont it end .....
the person below me like the taste of new shoes
only because i don't have a left foot.
the person below me is extraordinary. they once ate a fart.
haha ur game this is funny
bcuz it was from someone who just ate fairy floss
the person below me craps ink pellets
b/c this is the lastest way to create chic modern art. it's bound to sell for lots.
the person below me is a narcoleptic mortician
i don't eat shit, but i AM the shit!
the person below me reincarnated from a hippo
No wonder I don't fit through doors...
The person below me imagines they are an ape at the local zoo
w/e i just pass them it is not fult so toodles
yeah, but only when i'm on benzadrine
the person below me makes love to cock-eyed chickens
i thought it was your mom.
the person below me is scared of green olives
they're my kryptonite(sp?)
TPBM like to comb their nipple hairs in front of a mirror
its the only way i can tell if they're straight
the person below me fantasizes having sex with bob barker in pool of jello
you callin' me chicken, punk?
i am not chicken, unlike the person below me, who find q-tips to be sharp.
^that made no sense...oops.
it's actually a pool of pudding, and thanks a lot asshole...
the person below me, although strangely missing an asshole, is one.
hey my niga
that's why i buy vaseline in bulk.
the person below me ate a reality tv star. barbecued.
well somebody had to do something about gary coleman just showing up to my barbecues
the person below me plays chess against there cat in the shower
and i win everrryyytime. its multi-tasking.
TPBM is having an affair with michael jackson. [no offense]
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