July 25, 2006
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And the award for best porn director goes to...
Me!
Brentacool posted about the Temptation Awards
yesterday. This got me thinking. If I were to be in the
porn industry, what role would I most likely play in the production of
a sexalicious masterpiece?Star? Nah, too much pressure -- plus, I'd probably have performance anxiety.
Microphone guy? Too much screen time.
Script writer? ... Tempting, but that would probably fry my braincells.
Fluffer? Too much penis.
Producer? Not hands-on enough.
No, if I were to be in the porn industry, I think I would have to be a director.
I'd get to...Be the boss
And have girls stand in line to eat my box
"Eat my box, bitches!"It's the best of both worlds! I'm gonna be the next Ron Jeremy!
What would your ideal role be in the making of a porno?
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ryc: WOW...yeah, I totally forgot about that!!!! Well, I would most definitely be up for running it together, however, as you know from looking at my blog, I have absolutely NO skills when it comes to graphic design (like you). But I am sure we can work out some system? Like you do the design aspect, I get the word out, and count votes, etc? We can work it out.....But yes, I'd like to help
uh...ron jeremy directs now? he was the big star back in the 70s.
cinematographer
wait, wait, wait...you'd be doing too much work. You need to let me, the casting director, take care of the auditions.
Nah...you'd be the webmaster for the porn studio.
I'd be the anonymous dick, all the positives none of the drawbacks.
I want to be the guy who has to audition the potential actresses. Werd.
i'd be the porn star. ha kidding.
Every girl says she wants to direct!
Me in porn? I want to direct but I would serve a better purpose elsewhere. Do what your good at!
The object, no mind, no personality, just an object to be directed, stick this, pin that, harder please, dont stop DONT FUCKING STOP!
Yeah, I dont even imagine I would enjoy it really.
I have a dream of custom made xanga porn, but Im too busy working (and probably getting shot down), so I stick to custom made college professor classroom fetish videos, and that is just WRONG!
But fun.
royfenn@gmail.com that's me!
Hmm. guess I never really looked deaper then the pretty face and call for charity --
How ever -oddly - I do have a bit of former experience 'from da day' to have a considered answer -
I'd be the guy who destroys the old copies after the relationship is over... Yeah, don't know what I was thinking--could use 'em right about now...
Hope the other stuff is going better...
lol i love your lil sketches. =)
You took the best role....what's better than telling naked people what you want them to do for ya?
the casting agent.
definitely casting
heheh..you should be making the DVD covers
I'll be the Promoter.
casting the girls would be interesting! haha!
camera man.. heck no.. i might get something shot at me!! noooooooo!!
u know.. i just got back from san diego, and one of my friends who lives there.. his friend used to do porn editing!! haha! i was so surprised and shock when i heard it!
I would be the janitor.
I'd be the guy that gets to fuck all the girls!
Porn needs better directors. You know what are really needed? Cinematographers.
I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the DP gets to decide the shot.
And I don't think scriptwriting has to be that hard... it's not like you're trying to stretch the actors
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I would be the guy who walks in and just watches them have sex and says stupid things like "show her your flagstaff soldier"
i like your drawing of a girl about to blow
i would want to be your designated box cleaner after the auditions... =/
I love your box! =)
-Dave
I would have to be the person sitting in the back doing nothing. Pornos are weird.
lol you would be a great fluffer j.k. i think i would do star if i were to do it after studing things like tantric if i wasnt super in love already i would put my only skill i have to work
how about costumes?
(^_^) i wouldnt mind being a performer...preferablely the crazy chick...with a whip...fishnet....oh! & strap on too!.
Mmmmm box....
definitely not the fluffer...i wanna be the star baby!! lol
choreographer.. definitely..
haha...you always make me chuckle with your posts...but i'd have to be the director too...i get to watch and be involved, good choice
haha interesting... directing porn...
Can I just be naked and walk around the set?
I'd be the star. I don't really like porn but I think being in Playboy would be awesome
haha excellent post.
lol
GRIP
nice layout! I like. Especially the header. haha
I would NEVER get myself into that kinda thing.
Fluffer? Too much penis(Lol, can anyone have "too much";)).
How is your friend doing?
i'd be the owner to the company.
random props bc ur site is the shit. lol
haha id probably be the random guy who walks in on the set and accidently gets in the porn video. bahaha
btw..you are subscribed ;P
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jizzmopper.
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