November 16, 2006

  • A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging prejudices.

    -  William James
                    

    Yes?  No?  I was certainly taken by this quote.

  • Something to think about:

    Excerpted from The Life of Pi by Yann Martel

    ...There were always those who take it upon themselves to defend God, as if Ultimate Reality, as if the sustaining frame of existence, were something weak and helpless.  These people walk by a widow deformed by leprosy begging for a few paise, walk by children dressed in rags living in the street, and they think,"Business as usual."  But if they perceive a slight against God, it is a different story.  Their faces go red, their chests heave mightily, they sputter angry words.  The degree of their indignation is astonishing.  Their resolve is frightening.

    These people fail to realize that is is on the inside that God must be defended, not on the outside.  They should direct their anger at themselves.  For evil in the open is but evil from within that has been let out.  The main battlefield for good is not the open ground of the public arena but the small clearing of each heart.  Meanwhile, the lot of widows and homeless children is very hard, and it is to their defence, not God's, that the self-righteous path should rush.

    There are many who would do well to try to understand the above clip.  

    That said, if more religious zealots would spend less time preaching and more time doing, I think I would respect their views a lot more.

November 15, 2006

  • Sorry about yesterday's cryptic entry.

    Being sick for the last 2 weeks has taken its toll on me.

    I haven't been able to breathe through my nose consistantly for a really long time.

    Been throwing up for the past two days.

    Been feeling like throwing up for three days.

    Some blood came out yesterday but I think it's just my throat being fucked up from my stomach juices + coughing.

    No one feels pretty when they can't breathe through their nose and they think they're going to hurl any second.

    I know that, it just sucks and is depressing being a Snotty McSnotface and a Barfy McBarfbags all day long.

    So forgive me for being emo, but i'm fucking depressed right now.

    Oh yeah, and thanks to those self-righteous pricks who told me I can only be pretty outside when I feel pretty inside. 

    You try feeling good about yourself when you're burping vomit 5 times an hour.

    Really.

November 14, 2006

November 3, 2006

  • You know you're sick when:

    You try to put soup in your mouth and it ends up on your shirt.
    Your cheers get cut off with a weird frog-like croak.
    Simple programming looks like greek.

    Someone please buy me some drugs and put me out of my misery!

November 2, 2006

  • On a brighter note:
    By great demand, a pictoral review of Vegas


    Ate great food


    Became Viet Cong

    Killed each other [ok, killed Steve]


    Bought swords

    Acted stupid


    Acted really stupid


    Killed each other [ok, just Steve again]


    Went to the Vegas Fetish and Fantasy Ball
    Had our fetishes and fantasies come true


    Met our new boyfriends


    Dumped them for more boyfriends




    Took a ridiculous amount of pictures with each other


    Kicked some nuts


    Met an armenian ghost buster


    Met my twins


    Went to jail

    On the way we took some videos:
    One of the stage performances.
    A girl on a banana

November 1, 2006

  • Recipe for Destruction


    Being Sick
    Car Accident [my fault]
    Home on Halloween Night
    Contact From Estranged Family Members      +
    Worst day ever.

    I want to curl up and die.

    *edit*
    For all of you that have been asking, physically i'm stellar -- okay, not stellar... But nothing is wrong in relation to the car accident.  I changed lanes into someone on the freeway because I didn't see them in my blindspot. 

    The damage is about $1135 which i'm paying out of pocket because I don't want to deal with insurance.  I need money to pay for this or I'll have 18 dollars in my bank account for the rest of the month.

    So feel free to donate to me if you're rich.  If you're not rich, just send me your condolences.

    And thanks for all of the support.  It means much.

October 31, 2006

  • RE: Cunt!

    So yesterday while I was at work I decided to test out Xanga's new messaging features.

    If you are one of  my subscribers, you received a message with the subject title "Cunt!"

    ...Wow. I can't believe the response.

    I've received 189 messages in response!  Since yesterday!

    My inbox is also hilarious

    Imagine, 10 pages of  RE: Cunt!

    Ahh, the ways in which I amuse myself...

October 30, 2006

  • Don't you just hate it when people post about inside jokes and you have no idea what you're talking about?

    Then I'm sorry, because this is one of those times.

    Things I want to remember from vegas:

    1. What nun?
    2. Swords.
    3. Sword boners.
    4. "Your skills are like that of trash!" [bonk]
    5. Alien jerky
    6. Terrible's
    7. Kim [my best friend] in a dress
    8. Shitting red beans from the eyes
    9. Squirting condensed milk from the nipples
    10. Sweating coconut juice. [mostly from the armpits]
    11. "F YOU SUV DRIVER!"
    12. Snap yo' bagels
    13. Oooooooohhhh.
    14. Male blow up dolls. With holes.
    15. Excuse me, but I'm "waaayyyy hung"

    And finally,

    The

    Naked Poopoo Crew

    also known as the

    Nasty Perverted Coalition

    Is now open for business.

    Founders: Me, Brent, Michelle, Steve

    BITCHES.

    And seriously, none of that really happened.

    p.s. if you know what npc really stands for, you're a dork like us.

October 27, 2006

  • So a much requested update on my bowel movement [BM] situation:

    Last friday: 8 days no BM
    Friday afternoon: Nausea
    Friday night: Laxitive time
    Saturday morning 6am: pooped for 30 minutes straight

    Sunday:nada

    Monday: nausea, dizziness
    Monday afternoon: went to the doctor, he said I have excess stool in my tummy and to take laxitives every day this week.

    Every day this week: diarrhea.

    I didn't want to have diarrhea today so I didn't take the laxitive last night.  As a result I'm feeling grumpy and constipated [I keep thinking I need to go, but when I go, nothing comes out.]

    Im worried I'm going to become one of those people who has to drink metamucil every day.