May 22, 2007
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My anus is bleeding!
Thanks a lot to all of you who told me to go to the doctor — all that it resulted in was an inconclusive test [i have to get an xray] and two cold jellied fingers in my rectum.
Of course I kept freaking out whenever her fingers got close to me, so in the end she just slammed them into my anus as soon as I stood still.
“Think of your favorite things!” she said, soothingly.
Ugh, my sphincter is still throbbing.
Pleasant as always.
Kim.
Comments (30)
i’m glad i did NOT tell you to go =D
well, at least now you’ll find out eventually what’s wrong *shrugs*
kim…tmi! haha
I guess anal is out for you, huh?
haha, without the advice we would not have had this good laugh
and now you got a taste of how i felt when patrick got me with 1000 yrs of pain during that one board retreat a couple yrs back.
did you poo at least?!?!
next step: gerbil insertion.
definitely TMI
holy shit that happened to me last month. but still, that was TMI
What is TMI?
You get used to it
lol, tmi. =] perhaps you are eating too much of a high protein diet. your poo may not have enough fiber causing it to be too hard when it comes out. i recommend you try eating more bran or oatmeal, soften up that doodie.
TMI = Too Much Information
Hmm. Life is full of surprises.
aww…better safe than sorry. hope all goes well.
haha…eric’s comment is funny.
hot!
i mean…
spike n mike what?
i didn’t know it involved fingers getting stuck in private places =_= Sorry….
i felt the same feeling when i went for a Colonoscopy. It’ll go away, i promise.
two cold jellied fingers in my rectum is one of my favorite things.
does a kidney stone somehow end up somewhere near your anus? why’d they do that?
i thought you liked stuff like that Kim
you just got your prostate checked
hmm rectal bleeding? many possibilities, might be hemmoroids, esophagitis, verices, gastritis, stomach ulcers, colon polyps,crohn’s disease, intestnal infection, diverticular disease, or worse case scenario, some type of cancer or malignancy, hmmmmmmm wish u the best of luck when getting that checked out!
Backdoor is used for escape, not for entry, I always say.
ooh. i had that before. as in, theanus bleeding part. had to go through so many tests and such. then the doc said that it could be colon cancer. but it wasn’t! i don’t think you should worry though. that’s like an old people disease.
I have always found that cold fingers in the bung were normally the result of a long night of drinking, and if the person was a doctor, then I’d really found myself a catch.
In all seriousness, hope everything is good on your end and your health is tip top soon, if not now.
Be Well.
that is the most scary thing i have ever heard
oh my god…
To my intellect all things you utter may be good
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