May 22, 2007

  • My anus is bleeding!

    Thanks a lot to all of you who told me to go to the doctor — all that it resulted in was an inconclusive test [i have to get an xray] and two cold jellied fingers in my rectum.

    Of course I kept freaking out whenever her fingers got close to me, so in the end she just slammed them into my anus as soon as I stood still.

    “Think of your favorite things!” she said, soothingly.

    Ugh, my sphincter is still throbbing.

    Pleasant as always.

    Kim.

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