February 17, 2007
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Porn movie causes trouble for two men
One man's viewing pleasure was the cause of another man's alarm just before noon Feb.
11.Let's just say it was not your typical Sunday morning.According to the police report, officers were
called to a residence in the 100 block of North Main Street after a man
kicked in his neighbor's door and threatened him with a sword. The
caller said the subject lived downstairs with his mother.Police
made contact with the neighbor, a 39-year-old man, who told them he
heard a woman screaming from upstairs and feared she was being sexually
assaulted.The subject said he grabbed the 39-inch sword, went
upstairs and kicked in the door to investigate. He repeatedly asked his
neighbor "Where is she?" and made him open a closet, and searched the
apartment looking for a woman in distress.The victim told his
neighbor, and later showed police the evidence, that the noise came
from a pornographic movie he was watching.According to the police
report, the subject said he got the sword from his father, who had it
in the armed forces. There was German writing etched on the blade of
the sword.The victim said he was fearful for his safety and was afraid the he would be stabbed during the incident.
Police are seeking charges of second-degree reckless endangerment of
safety, criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property and
disorderly conduct against the 39-year-old Oconomowoc man.
Comments (22)
Hahahaha. Damn I should be more careful. I think the "victim" should drop charges and the neighbor should just pay for any damages he made to the victim's house. Case closed.
Vigilante Man's a ninja.
I had a coffee beer ice cream porn night a few days ago with some friends; I'm glad nobody knocked down the door wielding a sword.
Yikers... Reason #1,637 not to watch porn!
headphones, ppl, headphones!
this guy lives with his mother--it's no surprise he's never heard a woman screaming in ectasy before.
samurai joe strikes again
nice! lol
oh, and you forgot to put 'armless ninja can't wack off to porn'.
hahah
this is should on an episode of punked.
a fucking sword?
he should get a 50dollar gift card for that move.
how loud was the volume for the porn to be heard like that. that's hilarious. from the sounds [no pun intended] of it, it sounds like she was getting anal.. or two dicks. or fisting. or S&M. lol.
wow weird.
funny how the age of the man and the length of the sword is the same.. iono that part just struck out as odd to me.
Time to invest in some headphones or turn down the volume a little
Sword? The man could have just simply call in the Police to investigate. So much trouble... for criminal proscutions.
now, they both won't get a date. :/
alert('lmao')
dude, wisconsin has got some fucked up people...
What a cool way to confront your neighbor...with a samurai sword. You don't see that every day.
Who says chivalry is dead? lol
God save us from heroes
I'd like to meet a man whose head is in a place where rescuing a woman in distress with a sword seems like reality.