October 30, 2006

  • Don't you just hate it when people post about inside jokes and you have no idea what you're talking about?

    Then I'm sorry, because this is one of those times.

    Things I want to remember from vegas:

    1. What nun?
    2. Swords.
    3. Sword boners.
    4. "Your skills are like that of trash!" [bonk]
    5. Alien jerky
    6. Terrible's
    7. Kim [my best friend] in a dress
    8. Shitting red beans from the eyes
    9. Squirting condensed milk from the nipples
    10. Sweating coconut juice. [mostly from the armpits]
    11. "F YOU SUV DRIVER!"
    12. Snap yo' bagels
    13. Oooooooohhhh.
    14. Male blow up dolls. With holes.
    15. Excuse me, but I'm "waaayyyy hung"

    And finally,

    The

    Naked Poopoo Crew

    also known as the

    Nasty Perverted Coalition

    Is now open for business.

    Founders: Me, Brent, Michelle, Steve

    BITCHES.

    And seriously, none of that really happened.

    p.s. if you know what npc really stands for, you're a dork like us.

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