March 15, 2005
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Big day!:
If I were a hobbit, right now I would be setting aside my things as gifts to all my friends and readers,and preparing for the Great Feast tomorrow. Unfortunately, I'm not a hobbit -- so I'll have to settle with my gift to everyone being a release of my past posts from protected, and look forward to my Great Feast called "Skit Practice".
What I mean to say is...
Tomorrow on March 16, 2005, I will officially turn 22.
Memories:
Since turning 22 is kind of a boring topic, and I really don't have any idea of what is in store for me. I decided to write about what I DO know. -- Things I will miss and/or remember about turning 21.
Five things I will remember about being 21:
1. My first strip club experience at Crazy Horse II in Vegas!
2. Using the excuse, "I didn't know I couldn't do that, I just turned 21."
3. Feeling powerful when I could buy things for my underaged friends.
4. Gambling for the first time in Vegas.
5. Pulling my ID card out to show people even when they don't ask, screaming "I'M 21!!!"
Presents!:
The best present I can get is the gift of love, friendship and well wishes from you guys on my birthday...
But, if that's not enough for you... I've made two wishlists..
You can feel free to send me presents for my birthday!
Amazon Wish List
Victoria's Secret Wishlist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
p.s. a huuge shoutout to SUP007 for his birthday tribute to me.
best birthday present ever.
Comments (239)
happy birthday you old fart =p
HAPPY 22nd BDAY
Whoo I am first for your bday.... Happy bday .. since I dont know you personally I shall offer the hand of friendship as a gift... hope that you have fun and drink the past year away.. but not that much cuz you dont want to forget the happy times... I shall be continuing to read your xanga....whoooo yea
happy birthday!!! i'll be out there next weekend if ur in town still
congrats on surviving another yeaR~
well merry christmas
happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
K
yay!! happy birthday, kim!! for your present, i would like to give you 5 secret crushes
happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Shi ^^
May all your hopes and dreams for the coming year come true!
Tien
Happy B-Day!
happy birthday kim =] have a good one. 22 eh... u're old. haha jp
Happy birthday.
Funny post; I like the pictures from memories, #2, #3 and #5.
#1 is confusing. It looks like you're going down on the stripper.
happy birthday shi! love the craziness!
Kimmy it's your birthday
happy birthday kimmy
I wish you the best that love can bring
yadda yadda...::hug:
I used this homo pic of me just for this sole comment.
cute stick figs : HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y , S H I!
sup007 linked me to you. your entries are truly outrageous!
p.s. you make my nipples hard hahah
happy birthday !!! time to start forgetting how old you really are
happy early birthday..Dayaaaamm. you're old!!!!!
hahaha... u went to a female strip club last year?? niceeee =] haha
happy bday cool girl! *big hugs*
That last picture is hella funny. If you get a napkin with a booger inside, well, happy birthday.
Happy 22nd Birthday Kim!
happy bday!
Happy 2wenty 2econd Birthday!!!
Here's my present:
B====D - -
happy birthday!!!!!!!!
broken hearts and kissis - cathy
happy bday!~!
happy early b-day! you're blog rocks!!! x_deviant sucks big dick..lol. sheesh.. i hate bitches like that. they can't be creative enough to think of their own.. they have to jock words, pictures, style, photography!..sheesh. I've busted bithes too, it's fun, exciting and at the same time you're pissed off. lol.
buying alcohol for minors is illegal...
but happy bday
ya, im gonna play kingdom hearts as u recommended.. it sounds fun with the disney characters. hehe...
Its not your birthday yet! I'll wish it to you when we work into the whee hours of skit practice.
Happy Birthday to youuuuu
happy b-day~ i wish you a wonderful "rest of your life" filled with wonderful things such as: new&quirky friends, more alchohol that reasonablely nessecary, and the universe imploding<3
ooh you want the book Cut. I loved that book, it was an easy read, but powerful. I remember when I read it I would never think of doing something like that. That was 8th grade.
Now, I can fully understand what that girl went through.
But enough of me rambling. Happy early b-day. Here's to you getting titty suffocated in your years to come.
hubba hubba
happy bday!
Happy 22nd Birthday =].. Hope it's filled with lots of wonderful memories =D
happy happy birthday
Happy early birthday kim!
SShhh, I'm conducting an experiment
happy birthday! interesting thoughts/posts, i like your style...random eprops to you =)
Happy birthday Kim! Have a good one!
damn you 21 yr olds and up!?! happpy biday
happy bday kim! you rock.
oh man that's one hell of a birthday present. i wish i was a girl so i could wish that some guy would do that for me.
Baggins...Shire...Happy Birthday!!!
happy fucking birfday
you're getting old. wait... i'm turning 22 this year too! agh... haha
happy birthday kim!!!! *hugs*
Happy birthday!!
<3Kasey
Happy Birthday! After 21, it's all downhill from here...hehe
Happy Birthday! love your posts and creativity you put into them...now that your 22 don't be too old to keep postin in this thing huh....Hope you have a great one...later and best wishes
-Mark
well... if i get that $1 million that Gucci is passing out i'd be able to afford to get you something, till then all I can offer is a Happy 22nd and a thank you for the entertainment
awwwwwww happy birthday!!! and many more birthdays to come! and many more fun entertaining and crazy posts from you =)
Hey, just stopping by to say you have a great content and to wish you a happy birthday (you can guess which Vietnamese 'blog I was tipped off by). Consider me subscribed. Wishing you the best, from a fellow Nguyen!
happy birthday to you. the big double dos, just 3 years till you qualify as an adult for driving with students learning to drive
... i dont know many milestones after age 21 ^~^'''
happy birthday! my friend has the same birthday as you. o_o
victoria's secret = <3
Happy 22nd birthday, Kim! I wish you all the good things in the world!
And may a man come along to share it with you. A man who's worthy of you, that is 
.
I'll be turning 21 soon, so I will do all the things that you did hahahaha. I almost died laughing when I read them. But, it's such a shame that our drinking age here in Canada is 19. So I've been drinking for almost 2 years now [if all of the illegal drinkings are discounted LOL].
Anyways, happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugsss*
It's not really your birthday yet but then it is. the whole world except the USA has already begun celebrating your birthday. Soon my dear, it will be our turn to wish you a happy birthday. Although technically, you were concieved 9 months or so ago...haha so you're really 22 and 9 month ish and so ... almost 23 hahaha...it's ok though because my godfather found out he was 5 years older than he thought he was...funny huh?
haha, you crack me up. happy birthday! (from sup007's tribute)
Happy bday...keep writing...May your dreams be reflected in reality.
happy birthday =)
WOOOHOOO Welcome to adulthood. oh wait that was last year. Happy Birthday anyway girl.
Happy o so happy birthday~~~~~!!!! another year of wisdom gained... ::HUGS::
happy birthday!
happy birthday. =]
Hey shi, your blog's really interesting! Happy Birthday!!!! God Bless U!
happy birthday! hope it's great! =)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! AND 22 ISN;T THAT OLD... YOU STILL LOOK YOUNG TO ME!
heureuse anniversaire!
Hahaha happy birthday, may all your celebrations be legal (or at least you're not caught doing anything illegal *wink wink*
Happy Birthday! 22 isn't that old. Don't worry.
woot woot!!
Happy Slappy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Miss...Have a gorgeous day. Cheerio then...
The Queen of Xanga has graced my page...so honored. Can I repay you with some matches? haha... Have a good Hump Day tomorrow... ;o)
Happy birthday, Shi
may all your birthday wishes come true
lol! cute cartoons...happy birthday!
happy birthday! [=
i had my first strip club experience when i turned 21 too!!! OMG it was crazy! she put my hands all over her. i touched her fake boobs and she put her *shh* in my face! hahaha. an experience i'll never forget.
happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Kim. I wish I could give you 22 spanks ;)
you're right. coldplay rocks. i've been listening to The Scientist from them all week too.
and hey, being the stalker that i am, i tried to add you to my AIM but you never seem to be on...
haha, those cartoons are hilarious. the boobs crack me up, lol. isn't weird that we read other peoples journals and say happy birthday to people we don't know!? oh well! HAPPY birthday!!!
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welcome back. the internet needs plagiarism bastards police.
Only if you want it to be... ^^
dear kim,
happy birthday and have lotsa mad sex
Just had to make my way over and wish you a Happy Birthday...saw your name on Lan's post so I thought I'd hit you up....
Is it my turn? Happy Birthday Kim! 22 isn't a boring age. One thing about turning 22 is that you can now look at 21 year-olds and say, "Yeah, when *I* was 21...". Or look at those drinking for the "supposed" first time, and go, "those kids...". So, being 22 isn't old...you're now given the permission to judge.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope your b-day turns out better than my recent one did.
happy birthday! i like your odie pics
happy birthday! hope this year is one of your best!
Hiya... Kind of a new subscriber here (well, I subbed like a day before you protected your posts), but yeah, happy birthday! Glad to see you brought out your blogs again... The few that I read so far had me cracking up!
Happy Birthday Kim! But 22 isn't old.. hehe.. (cos i'm going to turn 22 in about 2 months
)
happy twenteen two bday, still in your teens, just like me -= P
Well here in the UK it is already the 16th - so congrats on surviving 22 years and I hope you last another! And another! And another! But not another as then you'll be old and ugly!
happy birthday kim!
Happy Birthday!!!!! =0]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(sniff, I wish I was still 22...!
Happy birthday wishes! I hope 22 is as good to you as 21 was.
happy birthday shi...Lan linked me to you.
hey happy bday!!
i STILL havent gone to vegas since i turned 21... its been forever...
Happy 22nd Bday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to Kim
May memories of the year
You're leaving behind
Bring a smile
To your heart...
May the dreams
You're keeping
For the days ahead
Come true...
And may there always be
Enough quiet moments
To leave worry and care
Far behind.
On your birthday and always,
You're wished those things
That fill your soul with joy
And your heart with happiness.
p.s. Sup007 send Shrek here.
Happy Birthday.
happy bday girl!! *hugs*
kiera
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! ^_^ May all your wishes come true
<3
Happy birthday!!!
rofl. the picture of you in the strip club looks somewhat naughtier than how you portrayed it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
random
i love your very original. and i love the comic strips!
and you're not old....a mere 22? goodness!
from sup007's page
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! it's only downhill from here, i'll tell you that much. hehe
oh, and your previous post = magnificent.
What a strange xanga.
What am I talking about? Mine is strange also. Too bad nobody reads it.
Yes, 21 has its perks.
- Monk
And there's probably nothing to look forward to after 21. Everything after that is just a number and a soon to be forgotten memory, which is caused by senility.
And happy 22nd.
Happy Birthday Kim!!!
happy birthday!!! so many march babies... lol...
happy birthday kim!!
happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you. happppppy biirrrrrrrrrrthday to yoooooooooou.
HAPPY BDAY!!! Ohh are you going to convention?
hi kim! its meeee kristine
just wanna wish you a happy birthday! 
yey for being 22 and still looking 16!!
you have the same birthday as my boyfriend!
Happy Birthday! Good read! Very Creative, and Original.
haaapy birthday!
Happy birthday to a really funny girl! Love the illustrations!
happy bday!
happy birthday =D
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BBBIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHDAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 yrs old?!?!?!? 22 yrs YOUNG!!!
wait till ur 25 yrs old.. then UR OLD!!!! >_< then i'll be 28... ack!! thats OLDER!! shit!
have a beautiful day kim !!!!
among the sea of xanga-ites you have commenting on your blog...
just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and congratulate you on rising from the depths of insecure vietnamese geekiness into a cool nerd that flaunts it...despite our boring names. (kim nguyen, david ngo)
happy birthday again and welcome to the transition into (cue scary music)...
THE 20-something YOUNG PROFESSIONAL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
**Blue Eyez**
cool drawing haha
go go go
hey shorty, its your birthday.
we gon' party like its your birthday
we gon' sip bicarti like its your birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOFO!
Happy Happy Birthday Kim!
none of the pictuers work, but happy bday. best of wishes.
i don't know if you'll see this since you have a lot of eprops but happy birthday
I hope this day brings you closer to your dreams. Happy birthday!!
hey cutie, cute pic...lol..
happy 22nd BDAY!! =P
hey, came across your site and read a coupl'a previous entries........
purely genius.
Happy Bday!!! (saw you from Lan's site
) RoFLz, hilarious post of the "lost long twin" down there
lol, Happy Birthday Kim! The fun only stops if you tell yerself it stopped. So... tell yourself to have fun. :]
happy birthday!!!
Vaya con Dios
happy birthday sweetie
lol nice..well at least ur 22..i just turned 19 yesterday and its so....blah....19? im gonna have to act all womanly...AHHHH...lol happy bday
NEWS FLASH: NO ONE CARES.
Just droppin by to say hi =) wow you entries//journals are very interesting. mind if i subscribe? happy birthday by the ways (=
-alisa<33
happy birthday... I loved your haiku today. Peace...Jake
I've stopped by before, but today I'm here specifically by way of Lan. Happy Birthday! I love your cartoons
.
i hope you have a really happy birthday! cause you're the coolest.
very nice made me laugh here and there girl you are so cool!
happy birthday!!!
(i came from lan's site)
Happy 22....i'm still a lowly 19!
Happy Birthday - you are one amazing blogger grl!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear ShIIIiiii... Happy Birthday to you!! duuude can't wait till i'm 21.. anyways, Happy 22nd Birthday ^_^
happy birthday. 22 was years ago for me. i hardly remember yesterday. have fun!!!
awww...happy birthday hun!!!!
I am 21 myself turning 22 in less than 2 months.
happy birthday!
Happy B-Day,
Now that ur 22, u can take 21 years olds to Bars and stuff and show them the ropes. Aniwaiz,
Ur mi hero, i tell everyone to come to ur site, happy birthday!!
P.S. i think u still didnt put me on protected, even tho i asked 3 times! (i might just be stupid and think im not on the protected list when i reallly am)
Hey nice site!
If you ever post up pics again, make sure to resize them easily at http://www.PicResize.com It's free and takes 2 seconds. Peace out!
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear k-i-m,
happy birthday to you.....
have a fantastic b-day....
you have the whole xanga world wishing you happy birthday, so therefore, i'll wish you safety and coherence as you fill your bday night with drunken stupor and stupid moments. the little things are what we live for
hop on board to 22, it's a great age for us!
Happy B-day girl!
random props
happy birthday
aww. Happy Birthday !
haha you're little cartoons are hysterical...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Happy Birthday!! My 22 be just as new and exciting.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy birthday kim! u've got a thoughtful friend...
question....would u please explain to everyone your first time seeing sillicone breasts with nimples in the club? any tingly sensations? haha i kid i kid
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY
It's all downhill from here, I know, cuz I have been through 22
Hilarious illustrations!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
happy late b-day if it is
happy b-day =D
hey thnx!!
no problem!! by the way cool paper doll thingy!!! LUV IT
^___^ -luv LyLy
HAPPY B-DAY HUN!!!!!!!!!!!
happy birthday! if you were a hobbit, i'd be scared
aww happy birthday!
i can give you a used copy of perks of being a wallflower - great book, even though it's targeted toward a younger audience. i read it when i was 17 or 18, but it was still excellent.
uhh anyway happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!! (now that it's your actual b-day) hope you're partyin down ...later
-Mark
happy bday girl! enjoy it! 22..geez i feel old.
Happy Birthday! LoL and love the drawing halarious =))
- Cinco
Happy Birthday!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Welcome to the 22 year old club!
k²
just a random visitor the doodles totally made me reminisce about my 21st =]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday! =)
Happy Birthday! we're sure gonna miss ya! *hugz* thanks for all ur comments on my xanga...=) have fun at convention!
Happy birthday! =]
Happy bday to uuUuUuUUU!
happy birthday ^__^
its the return of ms infamous~~~~~~ haha sorry my internet is broken at home~ how u feelin~
happy happy birthday
happy bday, playa playa.
HOly Shit! you got something like a kazillion e-props. Man, you got more in on post than i get in one week! Which kinda makes me officially jealous!
heheheheh. just kidding... sorta... anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you had a great day.
happy birfday!
two of my closest friends share the same birthday. so you can be a tag-along to my birthday wishes to them. ok, that's not as insignifying as it sounds. i swear.
ok, 'insignifying' is not even a word. but you know what i meant.
Happy Birthday!
22 is not old .. now when you're approaching 40 then you might start worrying about crickey bones and whatnot. Your xanga page is always amazing and entertaining.
happy birthday!
happy birthday! i'm turning 22 at the end of the month. 22 is a sucky age after experiencing 21. because i just got my paycheck i think i'll try to send you a gift from your wishlist. happy birthday again.
Today is my day Beeatch, I'm Irish. HAPPY GREEN DAY!!!
happy mother fucking birthday!
Do something crazy...I just know you will.
haha, happy belated bday! now that you're 22, you can do all the things you did at 21 but even better bc you're an experienced lap dancee, boozer, gambler, and much more savvy about getting past annoying bouncers
happpy birthday!!
Happy Belated 22nd Birthday! I hope that more good things come your way.
happy birthday!
I already left some E-props, so im not sure if i can do it again. But thank u so much for giving me E-props on mi site!!! Its like an autograph from a celebrity to me!! In any case, if u lookit mi site again, u will see a happy birthday wish!
happy bday.hahaha hope its the bestest ever
happy bday
happy birthday to you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!. Wow. You're getting up there with me. haha I remember when you werent legal.
When are we going to go party again??
Hope you have fun this week. And remember...its all down hill from here. :-p
Ps. If i buy you something from victoria secret..will you model it for me?. hehe
should i be worried that the boob picture turned me on? =/
haha awesome xanga. it took me awhile to figure out those scribbles was your head
happy belated!!!!! hope you had a great time!!! *huggs*
just browsing. happy birthday. =)
hi and good luck on your xanga
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Pallendromic Birthday!!!!
p.s. you make my nipples hard
oh... and I made a recent post about something I read on your site... and of course I gave you credit... hope you don't mind
*ahem* p.s. you make my nipples hard.
dayum myself for not being online for a few days =[
Oh well, BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU KIM!!
Hope you had a GREAT B-DAY
happy birthday girl~~~~~~
Highly entertaining. Thanks
growing older is a good thing
i'd buy you some of the victoria's secret stuff, but i'm afraid you'd use them to seduce me. scared stiff, it would seem.
oh please! you are not old!!
=)
happy b-day!
happy belated bday sweetie... jumped here from supp 007 site. im instant fans of both ur xangas. i'll b back fer more....
your page is very intersting!
happy late bday (:
im a march baby too.
Happy Birthday! Too bad 22 is sooooo old. Wait..., I am 23 so I must be realllllly old. Oh well, 22 was better than 21, so goodest of luckiness in the coming year!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! Sorry it wasn't earlier. I was in London.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
p.s. you make my nipples hard
Very cool site...Hope your birthday kicked some butt!
I dont know you you dont know me, but happy birthday because you might die next year and I might feel bad I never said anything nice to a stranger.
I just spent most of the day reading your old posts. Here are some conclusions:
1. Stay out of my city.
2. You've gotten a lot hotter than when you started life.
3. Funny woman, and smarter than the average bear
hope whatever you did for your birthday was fun, unless you stayed at home cuz you didnt care anymore like i did
and uh, whats with "hothornyniggaho"s extreeeemly long and painful comment full of ads and shiet?
Happy Birthday. Have a good one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! =) Sorry it's belated
+sinzx+
Hi Kim, I get to you through Supper OO=>
Happy belate Birthday to you, babe
happy belate`d birthdayyy ;]
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