February 21, 2005

  • The Legend of Xanga : Propseeker


    Our Hero first began this journey through the World of Blog 6 years ago. In those days, it was a world without Eprops, and a world without comments. People came and went as they pleased. It was a happy time. She left the world for a while, thinking that when she came back everything would be the same.


    All alone


    One day, as Our Hero was galavanting through the fields of Internet, she came across a wise mage. The mage told her about how the World of Blog had changed -- and that a new, barren land had been formed called Land of Xanga. He said that there was a huge shortage of good writers and that through her pen, she could change the Land of Xanga to a place where content reigned supreme.


    The Wise Mage Sup007


    However, to begin changing the world, she must first go on the quest for the elusive Eprops -- with enough of them, she could open the door to The Castle of Featured and show everybody in the Land of Xanga, that indeed it was not just titties and whining, but content, thought and good writing that could reign as KING in the Land of Xanga.

    Our Hero took the challenge.

    Our Hero began collecting a few e-props a day, from friends and acquaintances. Soon Our Hero realized that one could not reign KING in the Land of Xanga on that alone. So, she began seeking out more information.

    Soon, she ran into a quite formidable enemy:


    KING CAKALUSA MONSTER


    King Cakalusa Monster was well known in the Land of Xanga for bringing laughter to his people. However, she wanted to learn from him to one day herself reach the status of KING.


    Befriending the Monster


    So, Our Hero got by this monster by befriending him and presenting him with the gift of CAM. He acknowledged her skill of CAM and gave her another powerful weapon in return - the gift of LINKAGE. And also some Eprops from his own pocket.


    Cam Prowress


    However, the enemies did not stop there. She encountered hundreds of bad writers, dirty emo kids, "random propz!", and "COMMENT BACKS OK?!". At one point Our Hero was so overwhelmed that she left the Land of Xanga and went back to the Country of Real Life for a little while. However, Our Hero was not to be deterred for long.


    The Worst Enemies


    One week later, Our Hero returned with a vengeance, realizing that all the monsters were doing exactly what they were supposed to, and that she should not let them get in her way, but strike them with her boomerang of Zero Eprops and continue writing.

    To this day, Our Hero continues her quest as the Legendary Propseeker to gain the status of KING -- currently she has succeeded in reaching the 2nd Door to the Castle of Featured.


    The Quest is Not Finished


    And still she continues. Writing, striking down enemies with boomerangs, and giving you zero Eprops, seeking for the Legendary Treasure of Featured Content #1.





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    It has come to my attention that indeed, for today, 02/21/05, I AM the KING of Xanga! ALL HAIL ME MIGHTY KING OF XANGA. And now, I rest.






    Love,
    Kim
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