February 20, 2005

  • Are you ___Sexual?

    With the progression of our society towards a more open and accepting world we've come to a time and place where people have become relatively open with their sexuality.

    Until recently I knew of gay people, bisexuals, trans-sexuals, trans-genders, and of course, straight people. However, as of late, more and more new terms seem to be popping out of nowhere.




    New terms I've learned include:

    Metrosexual: "An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle."

    Pansexual: "A person who participates in (or is open to) sexual activities of many kinds."

    This got me thinking, what will be the next word-rage to define oneself with the suffix of "sexual"?




    ___Sexual?
    After a bit of time and some help from friends, I've been able to come up with the following:


    Trisexual

    One who likes to have sex with tricycles.

    Fedexual

    One who likes to have sex with mails.

    A:sexual

    One who has wayyy too much cybersex

    Statuesexual


    One who likes to have sex with statues.




    What type of ___sexual are you?



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Comments (174)

  • i always knew you were into that kinky stuff kim =p

  • hahaha i love that bear pic....too big for u ehh ;)

    awesome pics!!!

  • LoL...can't we just be plain sexual??? *sigh*

    <3

  • in between normal and metrosexual.... i guess east coast peepz are changing my styles...

  • A: Sexual... what about AUTOEXEC.BAT sexual?... Technosexual...a person with the latest and greatest tech stuff yet dresses pretty well.

  • ok i m Mr Pan sexual~~ varities are always good rite boo~hahah always a pleasure readin your entries ~ keep it commin for i mma keep takin~ dat sounded sexual didnt it??? lets juss call it xangasexual~ new word juss for u coz u special liek that~ holla at me~

  • r u a lesbian or have sex alot

  • It looks like I'm statuesexual.

    I would also accept metrosexual and asexual.

  • Hey Nice Page, good thoughts, and umm…don’t smoke rocks…

  • I'm envious of that bear!

  • that's definitely funny stuff.
    hah.
    <33

  • hahaha that made my day.

  • u like it that way duncha

  • LOL im just old school heterosexual w/ metrosexual and a:/sexual tendencies hahahahaha. This is a great post

  • what about e-sexual. For internet sex like chat rooms and stuff. a: sexual would seem more of sex with yourself being that it's local. There's also necropheliacs, who are people who like to have sex with dead people so yeah...gross.

  • Awesome pictures. I'm guessing all these new-found words and what not were peoples attempt in being 'politically-correct' But anyways, "yea i totatlly understand what your saying." hahaha.

  • LOL...good stuff...i have no ___sexual anything, not enough experience

  • some funny shit. I got a couple for u too.
    Ex-consexual: The practice of having sex with ex-con as soon as they get released from prison.
    Anonsexual:the practice of hiding the schlong between the legs yet fornicating asexually...
    imaginarysexual: the practice of having sex with imaginary people.
    STD-sexual: the practice of having with people in order to spread ur noriety as herpesmonger.
    Relig-sexual: the practice of having sex with priests and other people in a higher standing with god.
    poop-sexual: the practice of having anal sex with a person right after doing a number 2 san wiping...
    hermit-sexual: the practice of solo sex.
    candy-sexual: pedophile
    retard-sexual: the practice of having sex with the special-Ed kids.
    Wheelie-sexual: This involves 4 people. 2 to push the wheelchair and 2 to have sex.
    Inbred-sexual: self-explanatory.

  • how about just normalsexual...  that bear pic is just wrong

  • ahhahaha that is so nice.

  • trisexual, i would try anything sexual :P

  • hahaha

  • i'm a staturesexual!!!

    you forgot the classic pollsexual. one that likes to have sex with stick i.e. pool sticks, broom sticks

  • score!! i think i'm...condensexual? i get my kicks in the rain.

  • virsexual. I'm a virgin. Boo hoo.

  • i think floppy disks are a dying breed.

    were those pictures taken at mammoth or big bear?

    ryc: we all exhibit one or more (most likely all) of the 3 aspects of pride.

  • Hahaha... great work!

  • hey that designiskinky website is pretty cool

  • yes i know where that place is... it's about 15 minutes away from my place... really nice mall.

  • aww thank you for your sweet comment.. you are very nifty with the computer.  i need to learn some photoshop skills myself.  that hat is sooooooo darling.  was about to purchase one myself but never got around to doing it.  =)

  • thank youuuu!!! =)

    i hope i pass!!

  • that's frikin hilarious.

    i've been known to be "air-sexual" in which i just pelvic thrust for several minutes at a time for no reason but the sheer joy of thrusting and making people feel awkward around me.

    btw, in response to your comment on irxum's blog: there's nothing wrong with pride. it's okay to be prideful, despite what everyone says.

  • interesting.....the fedexual had me cracking up

  • hey cool entries :)  the online volunteering thing offers up a lot of stuff you can do without really leaving your house. (building webpages, writing articles, mentoring, research, etc) heres the website if ya wanna check it out http://www.onlinevolunteering.org/index.htm

    byez!

  • I would be... Greedy. Hahaha...

    I don't know about giving you his number, but I know that he's newly single.

    Awesome post!

  • ryc: thank you so much for your comments. that was very sweet. i have a horrid poker face as well.

    your pictures are hysterical. i love them.

    me and sex  just don't seem to like each other. it all goes wrong when it gets to that point. hahahaha. there are cans of soup that are more sexy than i.

  • wuddups (: randOmsz. holla` back pleese<3 awesOme site<3

  • lol that's hilarious. yeah, tough to live old times, esp when friends only still want to continue w/ the clubbing days.

    xangasexual: n. To read and live through other people's xanga sexual fantasies. To expressy personal sexual desires through Xanga.

  • wait... aren't all those type of sexuals just go under fetish? btw... me and nancy should be ridden of our porn star/ prostitute status cuz of that profile pic of yours. you are so porn star.

  • i think that I am.... hmmmm... i dunno.... lets go with the classic... HETEROSEXUAL.... yep... and yes I do mean what I said in the poem.... I woke up the other night in the middle of a dream.... at 2 a.m..... My dream inspired me to write it... and yeah...

  • i love the sound of rain too.. its just that when the pitters and the patters cannot be distinguished since its such a hard downpour, its no longer the audible pleasure but more of the widespread cleaniness it results in..

    Great picture of the statuesexual... very interesting expression and perspective.. =P

  • How orgasmic.

  • im pansexual

    and imaginarysexual

    haha

    naw im not goin through shit

    its hard for me to not enjoy my life, no matter what goes wrong or who i lose

    life is beautiful

    you just gotta know where to look

    everythings more fun when it shouldnt be done

    i like goin to this creek off the side of my neighborhood

    its fenced in and says no tresspassing

    and theres some tower in the middle

    its hard for me to skate in off limit places though

    i have a longboard so i just like to cruise

    and its hard to hide

    nice site

  • Thanks!

    I love youre site. Wow you are great with pictures ha.

    Im G sexual...( gavin degraw sexual ) ha...

    yeah ima dork...d sexual.

    <3

  • i'm a statuesexual =D

  • btw, the statue picture is mad pimp! =D

  • hahahhahaha..gotta think abou that one. ill get back to u.

  • If anything I think I would be Shysexual: Having sex in the most discrete way possible, while blushing.

    Your comment you left on my site was killer. Thanks.

  • aww thanx babe~! i was looking through yer pics and i felt like a lesbian, your lips are so fucking sexy! =P

  • hahaha thanks. I wanted to run track too but I feel like my body is falling apart with injuries so I couldn't. bummer.

    <3 Sara

  • haha thanks :)

  • i think im trisexual. it sounds fun.

    ....nor cal =(

  • where were u from in nor-cal?..

    bay AREA........buahahaha

  • haha youre super funny. i dont have a real penguin i adopted one from http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/. hehe now you can adopt your own animal.

  • Hmm can't say no experience I am one of those oddball few who is waiting til I get married go figure... 20 years old in the Navy and I neither drink, smoke, or have sex... damn I am a wierd sailor. Anyway curious as to where you find your comedic inspiration you have a real talent with graphic design and creative editing. Most I ever got into that particular field was some minor brochures and a few cd business cards but that was back when I had a good computer with the macromedia suite, photoshop, and good old director ... nowadays I limit my technical endeavours to making sure the boat doesn't run into anything else.

  • the one with u receieving from the statue is kinda hot. haha jk

  • You rock my socks, that was an awesome post. How did you find my lowly little xanga?

  • hey thankx for the propsz! lol and funnie Pics! =)

  • never heard of pansexual.

  • lol =)

  • lmfao! ;) nice pictures.. it takes a great deal of security to show oneself lookin like that online.. :) me likes.. what do you call a sexual late bloomer? that's moi.

  • That's one lucky BEAR!!..

    :: looks around for statue ::

  • handsexual, one who has lots of sex with his/her hands

  • hahahahaha! your paperdoll thing is so cool (:

  • lmao omg that was some photoshop skills there =P funny stuffs!

  • HAHAHA Kim, the bear pics ...is that up in Big Bear? This is my favorite post..I just knew you hide a kinky girl inside.Creative types always are. Yep, and I'm heterosexual / metrosexual, depending on what state I'm in.

  • lol.  I'm a total A:Sexual
    well, that and statuesexual..

    oh yeah, im a whore for electronics too!

    great post, as always, kim! xD

  • LOL :] lately i've been monosexual.. sex to myself. thx. and im moving to orange county soon, what can i expect/what should i prep for being that im from jersey ??

  • I'm anti-sexual. YES!

  • Thanks hun, your pictures crack me up!

  • celesexual...one who likes to have sex with celebrities. i mean celebrities as in brad pitt not danny devito *shudder at the thought* hehehe. wish it was that easy to do that.

  • wow. ^_~ cant we just try it all out?
    cute pics.

  • Hmm... I don't know what I would consider myself, probably asexual? No sexual action here, haha. I do love those metrosexuals though...

  • hey wassup girl =) i was just browsing around and saw you were on featured content....wow i like your page here especially that cute drawing inspired by your halloween pic...i enjoyed your entries..and this one just cracked me up! haha have a great day and i shall subscribe to your page for sure..a page def. worth reading hehe take cares girl...peace

    ::alisa::

  • hello thanks for dropping by, your site is hilarious.  and i really like that art site you posted up. i know i dont know you...but i have a question about career choices and whatnot...was compsci your passion or something you decided to do because of stability? im so torn between what my passion is and what i think would give me more money/stability...i dunno. have a great 3-day weekend!

    and i guess i would say i am denial-sexual.

  • hetero...very

  • Binging with my (pansexual) friends would just get me into their stupid problems. No thanks. 

  • Awesome.... would it be travesexual for seeking sex overseas, and spirisexual for having out-of-body sex in the spirit world late at night.

  • u always have interesting & funny blogs. =)  all i know is ... i like sex! kekkeke

  • Thanks for the comment, and for making me smile with your own site. Statuesexual! HA!

  • Nah I didn't have a firedrill on Sunday, for it's Monday =P. You Californians are like 17hrs behind Australia.

  • Dang this is a cool ass xanga. Haha

  • too funny!

    here's an art project/blog you can use for the link of the day:
    postsecret.blogspot.com

    people send a secret on a postcard for all to see.

  • gosh... well... hmmm... lol... i really dont kno what to tell ya... i dont think i fall under any of these cool new categories u've come up here! daaaang... really dunno tho, aint really gotten around to havin sex with anything yet... but i'll letchu kno once I kno, mmmk! lataaaaa...

  • dood I can't believe you get so many comment and eprops, but then again this is a pretty kick ass xanga

  • so much sex!

    you should have put a *nws* warning on it. :)

  • Wsup
    Yo thanks for the comment. I'm down to battle netime.  Get at me! By the way, u already finish at irvine?
    Peace!
    Ahmed

  • wOwzies...

    I knew those FTC pix will come into play someday... didn't expect it to turn out like this though... *brownie points for elements of surprise*

    Gave me a good laugh... in the midst of drowning in the C of 39... *back to essaying* sayonara~~ ::hugs::

    --Angie

  • I am shocked, apalled and disgusted.

    All business as usual in Shi's site then!

  • my cheeks are ridiculously pink because i made them that way.
    they were only pictures for fun.
    why do you care anywase?
    because in the picture that shows up when you go to leave a comment
    you look like a whore.
    i would rather have pink cheeks for fun
    than look like a slut.
    maybe it's just me though, i'm not really sure.

    anywase
    please don't come to my site and make rude comments.
    i never asked you to look.
    kay thanks.

    anna-rose

  • lol statuesexual that's funny

  • hey whats up. hahaha thats funny

  • LoL. I dont think my friend even saw my blog for that day yet. *Gayness*

  • Thanks.

    One of my ex's from high school always used to say: "I'm trisexual, kitchen appliances included." Interesting...

  • Ha ha! Nicely done!

    Fedexual and the statuesexual pics are pretty damn funny. Looks like those bears get around. O.O Where can I get a tricycle like that?

  • It that i hate him never liked him and he was an ass mi hole life.

    Tyler

  • That's just damn funny!

  • saw you on featured...im so glad i stopped by, those pics are so funny.  i like the bear one....hahahahaha. im not sure what kind of sexual i am, but once i find out, ill keep those in mind.

    <3,

    the invisible snail.

  • Robotsexual, KYsexual...you are so funny!!

  • Hey thanx for the comment i hope i find happiness too

  • cool

  • don't think I'm a perv, I'm only 18 and no nothing is going to happen.

  • hmmmm i don't know but i would travel somewhere that i can be alone hehehehe yup yup.....but yes wow those are some interesting pictures lmfao hahaha awesome haha

  • I'm MySexual Heck, I take strip for a living so I'd better have something that is just mine right!

  • you're hilarious!! =]

  • i think im a trisexual.

  • lol funny

  • ahhahahahaa, this really made my day a little brighter.

    Im straight. Damn, im so boring now.

  • I love druids, which means I luv trees. I luuuuuuvvv treeeeeees. U don't understand. I luv to hump 'em. *hump!* *hump!* *hump!*. I'm a treehumper... a treesexual. Don't worry, it's consentual sex.

    Go watch Constantine with your friends. If you get scared, grab the closest nutsack. That'll be funny!

  • statuesexual, you're going to hollywood!

    ... sorry, is that distasteful?

    dickie roberts>harold and kumar, bye

  • Haha.  Funny stuff. 

    -Mike

  • im marriedsexual.

    :-p

    <3katie

  • hahah that bear sexual pic is sooo money

    i'm gonna jerk off to that shit so hard.....

    that nasty nasty bear ooh!

  • Those pictures are hilarious.  Im glad you have a good sense of humor.  *LMAO*

  • fedexual. oh my, i like.

    hope you are doing well sweetheart :)

    <33

  • i might be trisexual..hehe...j/k

  • Damn That is funny stuff! "Statuesexual"  HAhahaha

  • haha hi nice to meet you. how do i know you? anyways nice to always make a new friend! thanks

    andrew

  • im a pan sexual

  • does pan sexual really exist? how about pot sexual? LOL =D

  • girl you are crazy haha.
    i luvaaa it.

    1. thank you. i love your xanga it is beautiful and amazing.
    2. if saitoh hajime looked like katori shingo... then we would have to share the hubby.
    well... or i could kill you haahha.. jk!
    3. shoot.. i cant draw a tricycle like that! u rock! oh and i would be A:/sexual haha.. great!
    4. yah saiko hapa refered me to your site. and i love it. more than he does i bet haha.
    5. i think you look GREEEAT in all your pictures.
    6. can't wait for more pictures.

    god i need to be a lil more original about this.

  • hahaha wow thats hilarious!

  • L0L; fedexual! how creativeeeee =D

  • nonsexual - deprived of sex

    *sniff sniff*

    LoL... luvin your blogs. its awesome.

  • Lmao!

  • That...was...

    Amazing, thank you for the laughs.

  • random props!

    LOLLLL!! those pictures are hilarious!

  • lmfao! this so funny hahahah lmfao my tummy hurts

  • That an awesome post. Btw thanks for your comments on my freaking long post that i was blabbing about stuff.

  • *random props* great stuff you have here

  • I'm BSexual...

    MY boyfriend's name is B.

  • hahhaa halrious random props

  • *randoms, roflsss, this is mad funny, nice =P

  • that is great...

  • Ahahahahaah! can I post your a:/sexual pic on my page? Please, please, can I can I?

  • heyy gurll

    loll maddd funnniii

    xoxo!*Trishala*!xoxo

  • hahahahahah. You're too kinky kim.

  • Deng!!! Kim.  Now, you make me question my own sexuality and I have no term for it for it has something to do with a lot of other things.  lol  You are really awesome, girl.    Enjoyed reading this one so much thank you, and keep it coming.....

  • lmao!!! those are some funny ass pictures u got there! hahah =]

  • tha's hot.

  • goodness......

  • rofl... now that is creativity at it's finest

    - Chris -

  • LOL. Nice post....

  • Wow I have to give u tons of props for this entry. Not only was it information but hilarious at the same time!! Great entry keep it up!!

  • LMFAO that made my day!

  • Wow.I laughed.Random props.
    Comment back if you're wonderful.
    <3Steven

  • lol...those pics were funny. Just looking at random sites, and yours had an interesting title. Have a ncuie day!

  • hahah oh man.. wat a funny xanga.. ^_^

  • haha sorry, i don't know you but thought this entry was too funny to pass w/out props =D

  • emosexuals= people who put sex and emo feelings together. 

  • haha, i like the trisexual. very creative!

  • very educational. lolz.

  • I don't believe that anyone truely knows what their sexuality really is ~ what do you think? Subconciously humans have an unknown curiousity about everything which is left to be explored

    *SyDvIcIoUs*

  • hilarious...omg...esp the statues...
    hahahhahahahha...

    ta hunz!

  • LOL YOU are hillarous =]

  • youre fucking hot

  • Poor wooden bears never stood a chance...

  • you forgot the greatest type.

    CarSexual!

    When a car is so nice you just give it a lil humping from the trunk! lmao!!

  • great entry.

  • haha, thats hilarious. ^_^

    bravo.

  • Whats goin on in this GOSH DAMN CLUB!?

  • I am soccersexual, although by the looks of those pictures I should be statue sexual, those people look to be getting it on hardcore.

  • You are one horny girl. I like that.

  • Haha those are hilarious! Random props, I like your way of thinking!

    !Tawney

  • go away with your 200+ props per entry. i only get like 50 on average. :(

  • hilarious man

  • that's funny.  just passing by....

  • sure, i'll watch a movie with you! lemme grab my steel nutguard, brb.

  • Awesome pics! Especially that big bear!

  • Duuude.. that's the funniest stuff i've seen on here...i'm still laughin after five minutes...

    Anyways, I'm kinda new here.. can you show me how to do some stuff? like the eProps... what is that all about. If you have the time, thanks. If not, that's all good. anyways, nice layout! see ya around maybe.

    -Anthony

  • I think nutguards are shaped like a cup. Hmm, mebbe they're called nutcups? I fergot what they're called. ;b

  • im pelosexual, ill do anything with good hair :P

  • HHHHAHAHAHAh thats hilarious

  • hahaha nice pictures....captures such lovely moments.=P

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