February 19, 2005

  • My Apartment
    The best apartment ever. Really.

    Since so many of you are from far, far, distant places, I thought it might be cool to show you how I live out here in Orange County. Trust me... This ain't the OC that you see on TV


    Welcome to my apartment.


    As you walk in, take a look around -- our apartment has plenty of interesting sights to see. Note our indoor pool, indoor lawn, and indoor cardboard cutouts who squat in our apartment.



    My Apartment-mates


    Take off your shoes

    James Dean says, "Damn these bitches got a lot of shoes!"

    Marilyn likes the pantry

    We tend to find Marilyn in the pantry as often as not. Other times she's in the bathroom. We're concerned because we think she might be bulimic.

    Elvis is a whore

    It's nice to come home and have a boy waiting for you in your bed. . . He gets around in our apartment, though.



    Poolside fun

    Being a computer science major, I don't really get to go out that often. However, our apartment does have wireless internet and I do have a laptop, so I tend to wander around the apartment quite a bit... So between my roommate and I, we've been able to simulate the outdoors with an indoor pool and grass.


    Simulating the outdoors

    Odie knows what's up.

    Watching TV

    The pool is a great place to sit to watch television with a close friend.

    Drinking alone

    I've been known to down a little alky to relax after a long day.



    My best friend, Odie
    Poolside conversations



    I enjoy partaking in stimulating conversation with Odie.


    But.. Sometimes we disagree...


    A lot..


    Don't tell my roommates.



    Shoutout to knitting

    I can't write a post about my apartment without giving a shoutout to knitting. For the past two years, 3/4 of the people living in our apt have been knitters and it is good. This is the picture of a beureau that we have in our living room -- it hold all of our yarn. You heard it. We have drawers specifically for crafts. We're so awesome. :)


    Take off your shoes


    In conclusion: I love you my apartment!!! That means YOU, Steph, Megs, Ivy, and formerly Jennifer and Loraine!! You guys rock!



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    Kim
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Comments (114)

  • youre such a cool cat. james dean and marilyn monroe would never go to MY house.

  • ...does this mean random comments are soon to come?!

    i luff our apartment <3...and i luff kim

  • does marilyn, elvis, and odie get it on when everyone else is gone?

  • your apartment is nice and quaint. party at kim's place this weekend! =D

  • nice apartment lol.

  • you are so funny. and what is up with all the cut outs? you all gots TONS OF SHOES!

    i'd like to take up knitting. or maybe sewing... hmmm...

    ps. yes i was the one who commented on the link you posted up a few entries back :) i like! :)

  • very nice pool.

  • haha your wierdd liike me. but cool =)

    my questiong: why do you have carboard cuttouts in your appartment?

  • wow, can I move in?

  • You guys seriously got everything in there. Hot dude, hot lady, shoes galore, the aforementioned pool and grass, BEER, well-stocked pantry, intellectual AND artistic stimulation --- I'm in envy! All we've got in our appartment is tons of porn..... hm, well, okay maybe not that envious. heh.

  • the rest says "i just want to forget about it/everything and just smoke, with a bottle of red wine, naturally."

  • i love the indoor pool, must be really nice on rainy days lol

  • hehe... how can u stand the shoes in a pile? i would completely GO CRAZY.. haha, that's just me, apart from that, eveything's cozy .. :D

  • YOU KILLED ODIE?!?!? @_@

    nice apartment you got there kim.  And in my opinion, your apartment is better then everything on the OC.. ^_^

    thats a great concept...sitting by the poolside while drinkin and watching tv..

  • I love your site and your pictures :)

    <3

  • awesome apartment...i just moved into a new house, but I don't have celebrities hangin at mine(especially dead ones..thats just amazing).  oh and dont take any shit from Odie...you tell him how it is in your apartment

  • screw seeing naked kim in the pool we want more odie

  • cool pad.

    is that bambi or rudolph on marilyn's dress?

  • ehh lol..nice 'apartment' ..cleaner then my house

  • Let's see.. 1, 2 ,4, 8, 12, blah, you do have alot of shoes!.. Lucky Odie!.. Until the last pic, that is..

  • man i hope my apartment will be half as cool...

  • animal abuser! i should report you.

     =)

    i wanna live in your apartment! and i wonder, do you have such stimulating conversations and/or disagreements with james dean, elvis, and marilyn monroe as you do with odie?

  • eh? haha.. paper doll?

  • oh wow nice apartmen... and nice fics :P ... go kill that odi

  • oh you made that x]] hahahaha.
    your pix are so randomm

  • wat do u want from me?

  • cutouts!!! why didnt i think of that

    im ordering a johnny depp cardboard cutout on ebay as i speak.

  • I agree with what Mr. Dean said about your shoe collection but I dont think I would've used the word, "bitches".  haha.  Oh yeah... I'm not sure if I commented on your last post or not but I don't think I did... cuz I was really trying to think of something good to write but... it didn't quite get done I suppose.  =/  But anyway, I guess I would have said something like... "Don't feel so bad and... some other stuff."  except it would have been a lot prettier and sounded a lot better.  Well, sorry.  =/  Maybe next time... haha.

  • Love your pool and lawn, you should hold polo competitions.

    :)

  • now that's an apartment that's been proplerly lived in! Impressive amount of shoes ya'll have there btw

  • I wish my pool was that big.

  • when can I move in?

  • oh wow, you're really pretty... my valentines day sucked... nothing happened. and yourself? had a date w/ one of those stuffed animals? haha jp

  • Hey Bitch! shut your fucken face! FUCK OFFFF!

    Love ya..........bYe...

  • Awesome pictures. xD
    So random. O__O

    And your layout it amazing. xD
    You are really pretty. :]

    Random props. :D
    <33
    Emily

  • No problem, I like your paper doll it's reall cool-later

  • Nice pool ya got there. Maybe we can party together someday.

    Rock on.

    I think The OC forgot the Asians. Anyone remember a city called Cerritos?

  • i luv your web page! good job on it! =D

  • Nice appartment....you knitting freaks. ^_^

  • cool thing you did with your apt.!  love the pictures...very funny too

  • oh no...odie...

  • that is a sweet apartment. and wow i didnt know u did computer science. u must be a genius =)

  • hey random props!! awesome pictures!! :)

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    Congratulations and ii
    i lurve your xanga ! `=]

  • i wish i lived in an apartment. i live in a three bedroom house with 8 other people :-/

    <3

  • random props.
    nice site.
    nice apartment.
    but i think i would rather live in the places you see on the oc..
    they are pretty nice after all
    k bye

  • Hey Kim, I see u and Odie has quite a love-hate relationship going. Just out curiosity is Odie a FTF? I mean he does look pretty cute after a tossing back a few... As far as shoe I got u beat i think I got over 80 pairs of shoes and sneakers....

  • heehee... your apartment is cool! can i chill at yer place!

  • thanks for the comment. your page looks super awesome and very interesting. lol i wish i had my own apt. lol i dont think girls can have enough shoes. lol

  • hahaha i love your entries :P

  • What a cool apartment..we sure would love to have Maryline and Elvis and Odie as our roommates..hehehe..

    ~Chris & Tika~

  • I wish that I had an apartment... :(   I need to move outta my house... it sux living here....  but yeah.....if those are all your shoes... sheesh... you have a ton of shoes... I only have like two pairs.... anyways.... I'm just rambling here... yeppers....

    till next time....

    toodles!

  • loOOOoove your site!

  • i just startedreading the porn blog. HILARIOUS.

  • ..do i need to take off my shoes off when i enter the apartment...i'm scared...i see people have entered and left their shoes...and have never left with them...you're not burying body's out back are you?...only in the O.C....

  • Lol, nice crib, better then any place around where I live. I want to give you two eprops but i also want to be the 100th, so i will just give you three

  • ok, well now that the last one made me the 100th eprop, here are two more, since i have so many to spare

  • kim, the shots with the pool...*tingly* you are adorable.

  • i luv the pix with Odie! =)

  • ahahhaa why do u have a pool in your apartment hahaha

    i think thats so funny(^_^)

    luv this post it made me laugh(^_^)

  • You are sooo funny! hahaha...

  • nice place. the snoopy thing is cute

  • I just finished reading all of the Porn Clerk. Truly fuckin' fantastic. It's one of the most consistently good blogs I've ever read.

  • holy shit fukn crazy shit. how dare you do that to odi!! thanks for propping i am forever blessed haha

  • you forgot to point out the drawers that Brent broke. Stupid Brent.

  • One day... Odie is gonna snap... and you're gonna be in trouble!

    The pr0n clerk stories are funny! Well, in a "damn, what a poor sob" kinda way. Mr. Creaky gotta stop watching hentai. :b A long time ago, my friend handed me one called Crying Freeman. It was pretty disturbing, with triple dick'd demons n shit. I wonder what goes through the minds of the creators... hum!

  • ..and this concludes the topic on "depression." Just kidding.

  • heh, u are so cute..

    i would like to have those cut-outs in my apt. so jealous..hehe

  • holy crap...i don't think i've ever seen so many shoes in one apt in my life ;=P

    and i like the way those famous cutouts decorated your pad...its like a damn spa in there ;=X

  • haha...damn thoes squaters, that round green mat looks like where your superbowl took place...

    poor odie...= he didnt have to go that way, and so young too...

  • LMAO at your apartment, it looks like a blast.... iono bout that lil pitiful "grass" beside the indoor pool, hahaha, just a lil much for me.... and ODIE, and yall's misunderstandings...?! hmmmm, how bout i jus pray for both of yall, lol... whooo, i tell ya, soooo nice to have u back on xanga, haha...

    lata

  • Random props to a sweet pad and beautiful girl. message me sometime

  • I'm impressed.

    An indoor pool,

    Indoor lawn,

    Elvis whore,

    Bulimic Marilyn,

    A talking James Dean,

    Wow,

    Sounds fun.

    You'll definatley have interesting parties.

    Especially with the disagreements,

    With the stuffed animal roomate.

    Yeah,

    You're lucky.

    Even if all of those things are fake/cardboard.

    Yeah,

    You're lucky it's a stuffed animal for the dog,

    No stains on the carpet,

    And the police will never know if the dogs alive,

    Or dead,

    After you're 'disagreements.'

    Can I come over,

    I like killing stuffed dogs,

    But watch Elvis turn it into something dirty.

    /./././././././././././././././././. <.3.3.3.

  • i like your indoor pool.

  • Lovely apartment you have there, with the indoor pool and lawn. Maybe I can get paid to clean your pool and mow your lawn someday, unless James Dean and Elvis does it for you already...

  • Deng, girl!!!  Famous celebrities in your place?  My Mickey and Minnie is shit compare to yours.    Hey? what happen to the middle craft drawer?  You gave me a whole new definition of indoor pool.    Thanks for sharing your cribs with us.  One question though, when you and Odie disagree, who usually win?  Umm, I wonder.  Can I stay with you if and when I go to CA?  lol  Take care, Kim.

  • you have the coolest xanga ever. seriously.

  • Yes Sweetheart...premature ejaculation might be a problem for new relationships. read it again. hehe

  • I had to come back to look at those photos of you...I vote for more pics of you with less clothing. In an artistic context of course.lol(I have a cutout of young Marlon Brando at my parents home in the pool room.)

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  • i'm so in love with your site!! all the pics are amazing!

  • that first entry in that blog is just depressing. i like your apartment! where do you get your site hosted? i need a new host. or more bandwith.

  • I love the apartment. The pool, the odie, the knitting.
    Its soooo....rocking fine.
    I also liked your artwork. That is something I wish I could do. Alas, I have no talent.

  • You are weird.

  • whoa nice place and you have my girl marilyn living with ya ...lol

  • Nice apartment...I wish I had an indoor swimming pool so I can drink alone too. Wait..I do that already. Haha.

  • wow ... that was actually pretty damn creative I really like the cutouts their cool and I also enjoyed the use of stuffed animals and pool toys so all in all 2 thumbs way up. Anyway I like your profile pic and as usual your site's a lot of fun keep up the off the wall style it works for ya

  • fuckin lucky ass odie...i m commin to stay at your fabolous apt when i come visit cali aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitee? hahaha ~~~~~~

  • Why your apartment rules, james dean cut out. And the indoor pool!!! Heh, I wish mine was that stimulationg.

  • What a fun apartment...the cardboard cutouts are so fun...how on earth did you come to posess those?....lol...I want one. :)

  • blah lol

  • sounds very cool. i'm jealous. i need my own place. i've created my own tiki lounge in the den where i sleep. very nice site too. take care.

  • awesome apartment!

  • I guess the mud wrestling sequence is part of the protected post, right?

  • nice....lol....won't tell ur roomate

  • YEY. I love those cutout people.

    That pool thing seems extreemely useless, but...

    -random person

  • Yeah Computer Science!!!  Anyways, my apartment has pizza sauce splattered all over the ceiling from my roommates fighting/arguing last night, all because the one paid $5 to a naked drunk guy to go into the others room while he was with his girlfriend...needless to say chairs and lamps were thrown

  • Random props, nice xanga!

  • Thanx for the laugh today...

    Really like your sense of humor...

    Random Propz

  • Hahaha ODIE got his come-uppance. You take place for Garfield for him so its all cool.

  • i love our apartment...yay I love Kim too...that's my pantry that I pig out in, yo!!!

  • wow!! nice apartment.

  • nice site i like the skin you got lol and yea im bored!

    Tyler

  • Haha funny, what an inspiring story. I only hope that when I have an apartment to follow and your footsteps and have one as cool as yours. Witch I doubt will happen.

    :[

  • Holy shit, that's alot of shoes. I also love my apartment, I wish I never move out. Because moving take alot of energy (time and money too!).

  • Girl -- since becoming a subscriber, this by far has been one of the funnest, and most visually entertaining posts I've seen.... ahhaha -- keep up the excellent content girl! =]

  • nice xanguh!!!! nice apartment tooh!
    *random propz* im kaching from NYC, im 11 turnin 12 in march!!! YAY FOR ME!!

    lol, hit me baq!

  • lmao you and odie disagree? those pix r pimp..laterz kool site

  • OMG... i have to worst apartment ever!! and i just got a "go fuck off and look for somewhere else to live" by my estate agents at the new apartment...

  • Hey just to let you know a while back I mentioned your madpimp site on one of my entries and told people to check it out hope you don't mind. Well ttyl!
    ~Hilleree

  • hahah loved the pics.. made ma laugh =)

    Rettah<3

  • absolutely hilarious pictures... i love it! =)

  • Random propz. I love your apartment....it makes me smile...love this blog...lol

  • the pool pics are funny

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